In the Wake of the Bleak

The Good News

• The Kicking Game! Nedney and Lee are the best kicking duo the Niners have seen in a long time.
  

The Bad News

• That the good news is the kicking game.

It is one of those weeks where it is more fun talking about the trials and tribulations of former Niners.

• OK, word of the day from Steve Young, repeat after me, “Dynamic Adult Relationships”. Did ya hear that T.O.? Look it up. Google it and you get, “The physical and emotional changes in adolescence are comparable in complexity to the developmental phases of infancy and early childhood.” So, T.O. is stuck in adolescence. Steve Young, one smart guy.
• Steve’s got a point, it is painful to watch the devolving of a potential hall of fame career. But, it is more painful to watch the devolving of our beloved Niners at the hands of Dr. KerYORKian. Our emotions are kind of deep on this too.
• Other word of the day, repeat after me, “Devolving”.
• Every Eagle player from the bottom of the depth chart up can walk a little taller today. In Philly “Team” stands for something off the field too. Does it mean anything to the NFL Players Union?
• Who said irony was dead? Michael Irving interviewing the NFL’s felons and head-cases is working out so well on ESPN I hear TNT is bringing in Dennis Rodman for a series of interviews with the NBA’s troubled millionaires.
• If Michael Irving did say T.O. should apologize in person to his team, does it mean Irving a hypocrite; or is it just that he is stuck in adolescence too?
• Cody to Brandon in the second quarter! Wow, that was the most non-excitement I’ve had on a non-play in a long time.
• Come to think of it, didn’t they outlaw stick’um?
• Trent you are no Brent. Mr. Smith NOT keeping up with the Joneses. OK, I’ll stop.
• Parrish! You rock! Thanks for the leadership, the heart, the hits. BUZZ that!
• I’ve asked around and almost everyone says its Newbury’s call when to hang it up ... except me. Players play at the pleasure of the coaches. Newbury isn’t making good decisions here. Somebody should step in. Sending a warrior to give the last measure of devotion is one thing in war, but this is a game. The spectacle of watching Newbury cripple himself is loosing its entertainment value. Just my opinion.
• Could York afford back-to-back first round draft picks? No more than he would pay for a championship team.
• York can buy KNBR. York can buy The Merc. But, York can’t buy here. What’s up with the STADIUM? I thought we were going to hear a plan by now. Call in and force the issue.

Main Entry: 1of·fen·sive [Line]
Pronunciation: &-'fen(t)-siv, esp for 1 'ä-"fen(t)-, 'o-  [line]
Function: adjective
1 a : making attack : AGGRESSIVE b : of, relating to, or designed for attack <offensive weapons> c : of or relating to an attempt to score in a game or contest; also : of or relating to a team in possession of the ball
2 : giving painful or unpleasant sensations :
NAUSEOUS, OBNOXIOUS <offensive odor of garbage>
3 : causing displeasure or resentment

OK – two out of three isn’t bad; or is it?

That’s it. You’ve been great. Enjoy Tony Orlando & Dawn!