Let’s look at the Up-side

The Good News:

• Single game luxury suites are now available



The Bad News:

• My handicap is larger than Alex’s 17.5-passer rating

• Manning tells Smith “Just Play”  - then purchases him a new Xbox!

• How do you say, “Sprained … with fluid" in German? OK, Alex Smith doesn’t speak German; I can live with that.

• York public relation’s apparatchik supervises suspicious knee-injury interview then reports back to heir commandant’s son.

• Lavar Arrington gave Smith the Platex Bra treatment – Lift and Separate

• Status of the 3-4: Points allowed per game is at historically NFL high

• The best football at Monster Park next week will be the video highlights at Steve Young’s Hall of Fame half-time presentation

• Apparently all one needs for good vibes in a locker room is the Beach Boys on the intercom and a Yorkian “front-office structure”.

• 49ers to announce Front Office Trading Cards! Get one of 6 new trading cards featuring Niner VP’s at the next game. Trade with your friends! It is fun for the whole family. Myself, I’m waiting for the elusive GM trading card.

• Now Introducing Her Great V-Penis of Communications - Lisa Lang! Welcome.

• And the worst unspoken news of the week, there may be a knee operation in Alex’s future. I hate being right!