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Inter Office Memo

To: Owner, Dr. York
From: Administrative Assistant, Cindy Spankwater
Date: 12/12/04

Subject: Merry Christmas

Dr. York, I want to sincerely thank you for the half-day off on Christmas. My boyfriend is a little upset, but I told him working Saturdays was part of the job “and that’s that”. My son, little Tommy, sends his love; he understands he’s over the age limit and he won’t be receiving a gift this Christmas. He told me this year he wants “Santa to put something extra special in your Christmas stocking.” What a kid uh : ) After all, he still has the soap on a rope you gave him last year. Avon is my favorite too.

And by the way, I know you are concerned, little Tommy is going to be OK. The doctors say that his Turrets Syndrome will gradually improve “on its own”, but he can’t watch any more 49er games for a while. Tommy’s hiding it really well, but I know he’s just heart broken.

And thanks for the wonderful Christmas party last week. I just loved the tailgater theme. Drinking hot cider standing in the parking lot behind a ’64 Chevy pickup just reminded me of when I was a kid. Some employees complained 31° degrees was a too little cold, but I found it bracing. And I don’t care what people say; I don’t think $5 is too much to pay for a quality cup of cider.

Sorry you couldn’t make it, but we all understand how unexpected errands can come up during the holidays.

All the best to you and Denise,


Merry Christmas,
Cindy



December 13, 2004

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