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Hacked Off
The alarm went off Monday morning and I was not happy.
Another Niners loss and the Dump York board
was hacked by some jokers from Turkey,
no doubt having been hired by thugs related to security guards employed
by the
penny pinchers from Ohio. Monday was going to be a tough day.
 Things went well in
the Dump York Bunker on Sunday, well, as
well at it could be expected since the Niners were facing the Colts. The two on-side kicks put a charge into the
assembled mob and at least it felt like the team was putting up a good
effort. Jeez, even Barlow look like he was
trying. Then
reality set in and now I know how other teams felt when they use to
play
us. The Colts are very good team, even
when they are not up for a game.
I then realized that I needed to find Jed real quickly or
things could start to fall apart. The
message
he had left on the phone Sunday night said that he had made it back
from Mexico,
just barely, but now he had found someone dead or something to that
effect. Weird days are approaching my
fellow fans of the Forty Niners. I would
speak more of this, but I need to get after those hackers from Turkey.
Now this may all sound like the Rude Dude has been sitting
in a Tequila bar for too long, but I will have you know that I have
sworn off
Tequila ever since the night I found Jed with the dead professional
escort, or
was is a broken Ford Escort. I always
get this story mixed up. So this current
message from Jed gave me cold chills.
So I am off to fix the Dump York board, then need to find
those hackers from Turkey (no doubt having been hired by thugs related
to
security guards employed by the penny pinchers from Ohio), and then
solve
another one of Jed’s fiascos. The good
news is that the Niners will not lose this week. I
am fairly confident that we can get past
the Bye week.
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October 11,
2005
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