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Missing Toys - Not
Again
I am sure everyone is very familiar with the story of the Forty Niners'
fiasco with this year's annual Christmas party. But have you
heard the story about the missing toys from the Dec 18th game?
Well I have never been one to spread rumors but after hearing
the following tale, I decided that further investigation is warranted.
 At the Dec 18th Forty Niners game against the
Redskins, there were toy barrels located at each entrance into the old
‘stick. The idea was that the donated toys
were for
the less fortunate. The Dump York crowd
gave generously and we were happy to see that many Niner fans took the
time
either to give gifts or cash. It was
good to see that the Forty Niner organization was supporting such a
great
cause.
Later I learned that three barrels of toys had disappeared. Various stories were told with the main
thread being that some doubled chin man, sporting out of style glasses
and the expression
of cheapness had some minions wheel the three barrels over to his gold Toyota. He was heard to say that the toys were broken
and that he was just taking them back to the North Pole to fix
them.
Then he sulked into the owners' box so he could count his precious
pennies.
While I am not accusing anyone without more evidence, the description
sure does sound likes some one I know.
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 I would like to wish everyone the
happiest of holidays and
thank you for all of the kind support. To
all of you at the Dec 18th game, it was great to meet you
and the protest before the game was outstanding. We
will be planning similar actions next
preseason and at the NFL draft in April.
I would also like to thank all of the Ushers and Police officers at the
stadium who laughed when the saw our shirts. Thanks for
understanding.
As for John York, I hope
someone close to you (hello Denise) recognizes that you are out of your
league. All I ask for Christmas is that
you go away.
December 21, 2004
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