Top Ten Holiday Suggestions for Dr.
York
10. Hang onto the John York Super Secret Suit Squad, who made us all
feel noticed and special, and took all those nice pictures of us at the Redskins
game.
9. Commend the players, whose waves and smiles and thumbs-ups they
entered the park helped buoy our spirits. Obviously being part of this debacle
of an organization hasn't harmed their appreciation for fans that want them to
be part of a competitive NFL franchise.
8. Even if you can't draft any
football talent, at least upgrade the aforementioned Super Secret Suit Squad's
cheap cell phones. Although the constant "can you hear me now?" yells were very
funny and amusing, the Squad can't keep you insulated from us if they can't hear
each other.
7. Also, give a nod of thanks to those members of San
Francisco's Bravest, who were sure to express to us their person support for our
mission, while also keep the taxpaying public away from your car.
6. How
about a little something for the concession staff, ushers, custodians - all the
individuals whose smiles and encouragement keep your enterprise going, and
offered us such great encouragement.
5. Oh - I almost forgot. How about
some better suits for the Super Secret Suit Squad - c'mon John, at least pop for
something nicer than Mean's Wearhouse.
4. New earplugs and running shoes
for Denise. She needs 'em if she's going to keep away pesky fans in the
stands.
3. Seven words -- Party for the player's families next
year.
2. Give yourself the gift of darker tint for the limo's windows.
And, if he stays, tint Erikson's windows while you're at it. He was positively
cringing last Saturday, poor guy.
1. And the number one holiday
suggestion for Dr. York from Jen - Give us all a big present and SELL THE
TEAM!!!
Merry Christmas, Dr. Scrooge
December 22, 2004
