Cheer

I wonder what would happen if Eddie D. stopped by for some holiday cheer at John and Denise’s home.  It would probably be pretty awkward.

(Eddie knocks on the door and Denise answers)

Eddie: Hey, Happy Holidays!

Denise: Oh,…Hi Eddie...Why are you here?

Eddie: I thought I’d stop by for the holidays.  Hey, where’s John?  He’s not eating again is he??

Denise: umm

(John is sitting on his couch wrapped up in a blanket while eating out of a tub of ice cream with 100 toys on the floor)

Eddie:  Hey John…are you O.K.? Were did you get all of these toys?

John:  I took the toys from the kids to sell for some money.  I’m just a little depressed because the fans don’t like me (tear).

Eddie:  Awww.  Does da baby wanna tissue?  Is the baby sad?  SELL THE TEAM YOU FAT CHUNK OF LARD!!

(John’s secret service men sweep in and throw Eddie out the door, where Brent Jones, Steve Young, and Larry Ellison help Eddie up).

Hey, maybe they’ll turn that into to a sitcom.

She has a cheap husband, a brother who wants the 49ers back, and Denise is to dumb to know what to do!!  New this February on FOX.

I hope we’re getting in York’s head.  I’m pretty sure we’ve already gotten into Denise’s because she’s to scared to come to the Stick anymore.  I hope Porky Yorky  is crying on his couch and thinking “maybe I should sell the team”, and I hope Eddie stops by the York’s residence sometime this holiday season.  Remember; this holiday season, don’t think of yourself or your family, think of poor Eddie D. going another Christmas without his beloved 49ers.