David Spade, played by Dr. York:  Now I've told you this before... we say no to everything... do you get it?
Dumb Office Guy, played by Jed: Uh no.  Why?

D.S.:  Good!  Don't worry about that.  Now do you have any candidates for GM?
D.O.G.:  No.

D.S.:  Aren't we going to listen to the majority of the press and knowledgeable football minds and pick a GM first?
D.O.G.:  No.

D.S.:  Uh huh.  Has the press said anything good yet?
D.O.G.:  No.

D.S.:  Very Good!  But could you mix it up some of the time... like No Way Jose... No Gifts for the Children... No Sellouts in '06...
D.O.G.:  Yeah.. i mean NO!

D.S.:  Now what kind of coach are we looking for?
D.O.G.:  No-vice.

D.S.:  You're getting it... Will a novice cost me much?
D.O.G.:  Marco No-no

D.S.:  Do you have any candidates?
D.O.G.:  Noooooooooo (looking around) oooo-lan!

D.S.:  Hire Him!  (looking to camera) How much do you have in your wallet?
D.O.G.:  I have a Niner parking pass... uh. a note from my teacher... uh.. hey we have more money than we did 6 years ago when we spent so much money on the team!

D.S. and D.O.G.:  We have some ideas about the draft.  Would you like to hear them?  We're thinking KICKER!

Niner Fans: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!