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Dave's Rants

A letter to Denise

Dear Denise,
    
Happy Holidays Denise. I really hope you take some time over these next couple of weeks to do some serious soul searching. Look deep inside you and think about what you need to be happy. Us folk out here in Ninerland know what we need to make us happy. I think you too know the answer. Denise, it is time to pull the plug, sell the team!
    
I am sure that your husband is a nice guy. But he has no business running a football team. He has built a public relations disaster, turned a once proud franchise into a laughing stock, and has taken all hope from fans during a time of season that is built around hope and trust. It is time for him to move on and you are the only person that can make him see the light.
    
I hold your maiden name in the highest regard. As for your married name, not so much. But I hear that you are proud of your family. Well, let me just say if you want the York name to be mentioned in any regard at all, there is just one way to do it. Sell the team!
    
Denise, you should know that we at Dumpyork.com do not look at this mission as a few week assignment during a rotten season. Our frustrations run deep and a mere off season will not make them go away. We know it may take years for the good Doctor to see the light. We will be around for as long as it takes to return the 49ers franchise back to greatness. You see our desires are simple. We want greatness! Your desires are to make money off a football team. I am sure I am not the first person to point this out, but think of all the $$$$ you can make by selling the team today. Tomorrow, it might be too late the way things are going.
   
So maybe you have opened up the purse just a bit. Terry Donahue is talking about selecting the number one pick overall. That is great and there will be skeptics that still say your organization won't want to pay the number one pick. My concern is not that you will pick the number one pick, but who will NOT get paid because you are forced to pay the top college athlete? Are we stuck with Erickson and Donahue because you can not afford to pay for your mistakes? Will the team suffer further because you think just picking the number one player is a PR win and will get us off your back?
   
Look Denise, I know you want revenge on your brother, but please stop hurting the innocent fans as you take down Eddie's most cherished joy. We are the ones who are getting hurt! It is time for that to stop.
   
Denise, in this season that should be filled with Holiday joy, I beg of you, please sell the team. No good can come of the York ownership group. Your mistakes have  been spread far and wide and it could take years to recover even if you tried. I know you love your husband and the simplest way for you to save him from the embarrassments he faces, is to pull the plug! Denise, you could be the savior. Pull the plug! Sell the team! Think of the Christmas joy you will share with thousands. Can you come up with a better gift? One that gives you hundreds of millions of dollars and makes everyone else so happy? Pull the Plug, Denise, SELL THE TEAM!

Sincerely,

Dave

PS. To one and all, a very Happy Holiday and Happy New Year. Be safe, be happy, Go Niners, and Dump York!


December 23, 2004

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